Good man. [ One has to wonder at his luck in friends since settling down and committing to duty. Just Merlin to Merlin and Arthur, dear lady Gwen-- all his round table fellows. Never would have believed it on hearing just a couple of years back. Certainly not something to squander on training and holy cities alone. ]
You have or will be coming by a proper run of clothing here, will you not? Socks?
[ There is... A slight pause, as Percival glances down at his booted feet, confused. He does in fact have at least one pair of socks that he is wearing right now. He looks back up, brows slightly furrowed. ]
Ah. We'll have to remedy that, my friend. Know a nice place in Heimdall. [ Come get some clothes from the Heimdall Welcome House. Why not, that's where he got his at. ]
But! Once we've handled that, I may need to ask you to live by one pair alone for as long as you can stand it.
My hygiene has been brought into question by our illustrious King of late. I'm afraid revenge is [ oh so regretful a sigh ] the only option that remains. If he should happen to have a bad night because someone's left their unwashed socks in a few hard-to-locate positions...
I am very ruthless and cunning in my acquisitions, eh? Upstanding man as you are, Percival, I'll see to it that you're blameless. [ It would be terribly cruel to sentence another man to whatever retaliation may come, after all. ]
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You have or will be coming by a proper run of clothing here, will you not? Socks?
[ Socks are the key, okay. ]
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I am wearing my only pair.
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But! Once we've handled that, I may need to ask you to live by one pair alone for as long as you can stand it.
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What are you scheming in that head of yours?
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My hygiene has been brought into question by our illustrious King of late. I'm afraid revenge is [ oh so regretful a sigh ] the only option that remains. If he should happen to have a bad night because someone's left their unwashed socks in a few hard-to-locate positions...
[ How unfortunate it would be. ]
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far too incriminating given the size of his feettreasonous. But... ]If a pair or two of mine go missing here and there, who am I to notice?
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