My hygiene has been brought into question by our illustrious King of late. I'm afraid revenge is [ oh so regretful a sigh ] the only option that remains. If he should happen to have a bad night because someone's left their unwashed socks in a few hard-to-locate positions...
I am very ruthless and cunning in my acquisitions, eh? Upstanding man as you are, Percival, I'll see to it that you're blameless. [ It would be terribly cruel to sentence another man to whatever retaliation may come, after all. ]
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What are you scheming in that head of yours?
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My hygiene has been brought into question by our illustrious King of late. I'm afraid revenge is [ oh so regretful a sigh ] the only option that remains. If he should happen to have a bad night because someone's left their unwashed socks in a few hard-to-locate positions...
[ How unfortunate it would be. ]
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far too incriminating given the size of his feettreasonous. But... ]If a pair or two of mine go missing here and there, who am I to notice?
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