Ah. We'll have to remedy that, my friend. Know a nice place in Heimdall. [ Come get some clothes from the Heimdall Welcome House. Why not, that's where he got his at. ]
But! Once we've handled that, I may need to ask you to live by one pair alone for as long as you can stand it.
My hygiene has been brought into question by our illustrious King of late. I'm afraid revenge is [ oh so regretful a sigh ] the only option that remains. If he should happen to have a bad night because someone's left their unwashed socks in a few hard-to-locate positions...
I am very ruthless and cunning in my acquisitions, eh? Upstanding man as you are, Percival, I'll see to it that you're blameless. [ It would be terribly cruel to sentence another man to whatever retaliation may come, after all. ]
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But! Once we've handled that, I may need to ask you to live by one pair alone for as long as you can stand it.
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What are you scheming in that head of yours?
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My hygiene has been brought into question by our illustrious King of late. I'm afraid revenge is [ oh so regretful a sigh ] the only option that remains. If he should happen to have a bad night because someone's left their unwashed socks in a few hard-to-locate positions...
[ How unfortunate it would be. ]
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far too incriminating given the size of his feettreasonous. But... ]If a pair or two of mine go missing here and there, who am I to notice?
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